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#23601 +(11402)- [X]mage: what should I give sister for unzipping?Kevyn: Um. Ten bucks?mage: no I mean like, WinZip?#330261 +(11277)- [X]i8b4uUnderground: d-_-bBonyNoMore: how u make that inverted b?BonyNoMore: waitBonyNoMore: never mind#258908 +(10951)- [X]Ben174: : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.ChrisLMB: : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.Ben174: : Where u work?ChrisLMB: : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)#349567 +(10310)- [X]Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate meGarbageStan23: why?Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!GarbageStan23: oh shit!Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look everRabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...#104052 +(10096)- [X]NES: lolNES: I download something from NapsterNES: And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm doneNES: I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"NES: "getting my song back fucker"#261501 +(9734)- [X]jeebus: the "bishop" came to our church todayjeebus: he was a fucken impostorjeebus: never once moved diagonally#125283 +(9459)- [X]Jeedo: hey baby, whats up?Indidge: umm....nothing?Jeedo: So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?Indidge: Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?Jeedo: Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/#127039 +(8793)- [X]wolf: 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile Awolf: 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile Bwolf: 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope.wolf: 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand.wolf: 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling.wolf: I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.wolf: Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.#142934 +(8339)- [X]docsigma2000: jesus christ mandocsigma2000: my son is sooooooo deadc8info: Why?docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPEdocsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCEdocsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nutsc8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCKdocsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that muchc8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo deadc8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)#400459 +(7851)- [X]Sonium: someone speak python here?lucky: HHHHHSSSSSHSSSlucky: SSSSSSonium: the programming language#328464 +(7757)- [X]SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Gunswacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuarywacko_Jacko:ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?hunney: I am spartacusji_pper:no im spartacusBetty_Guns:I am spartacusmistr andersn:Im spartacuswacko_Jacko:ur all freaks thats what u r Man, I just logged into my EZBoard account for the first time in, like, two years and started getting all nostalgic. A lot of the boards I have on my favorites list there have since been purged for inactivity. :'( RIP, The Spoiler-Free Cantina, I Can't Believe It's Not the JC!, and Why We Hate Padme Bra.