OurStory

I got to speak to the Senior class at Lee HS yesterday about college and what to expect. That went pretty well, but I'm not really that good with public speaking...In fact, I think I looked downright goofy...I saw a horrible movie called "When Will I Be Loved". It was depressingly BAD. The only good thing that can be said about it is that Neve Campbell gets naked and has some sex scenes, but even that only makes it barely worth it.You know who I've always admired this time of year? The Grinch. I'm serious! I always loved how 'evil' he always was; He's the poster-child for realism and cynicism! I always admired his beliefs, but I always hated how he changes 'for the better' in the end. That always struck me as something that a character like him would never do--at least not completely. And, for once, I think both the original AND the remake were equally awesome (yes, I do believe that both Boris Karloff and Jim Carrey did a good job)!Speaking of The Grinch...:"You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"-Thurl Ravenscroft/Sixpense None the Richer (both performed it)You're a mean one, Mister Grinch!You really are a heel!You're as cuddly as a cactus;You're as charming as an eel,Mister Grinch!You're a bad bananaWith a greasy black peel!You're a monster, Mister Grinch!Your heart's an empty hole!Your brain is full of spiders;You've got garlic in your soul,Mister Grinch!I wouldn't touch youWith a 39 1/2 foot pole!You're a vile one, Mister Grinch!!You have termites in your smile!You have all the tender sweetnessOf a sea-sick crocodile,Mister Grinch!Given the choice between the 2 of you......I'd take the sea-sick crocodile!!You're a foul one, Mister Grinch!You're a nasty, wasty skunk!Your heart is full of unwashed socks;Your soul is full of gunk,Mister Grinch!!The 3 words that best describe you are,And I quote:"Stink.""Stank.""Stunk."You're a rotter, Mister Grinch.You're the king of sinful sots!!Your heart's a dead tomato splotchedWith moldy, purple spots-Mister Grinch!Your soul is an apalling dump heap,Overflowing with the most disgracefulAssortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable-Mangled up in tangled-up knots!!You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,With a nauseous 'super-nause'!You're a crooked, jerky jockey,And you drive a crooked horse!Mister Grinch!!!You're a 3-decker sauerkraut