OurStory

thank you so much Caroline for letting me log on your compy! I know y'all miss my entries. So far my favorite class is theatre. FIND THE MAGICAL SOCKS!
hey, cami, no-ho-hose. u crazy British people. Oh, something funny. Out of all the people in the entire world, Mr. Boswell picked MITCHELL AND LIZ to be partneres for the rest of the semester. HA! What a pair.
More Schoolness: My software apps teacher, Mr. Howell, is not really dumb, but waaaay too... naive. All week we've been learning how to use Caps Lock and the delete button. I mean, c'mon. While he's telling us how to do that, the rest of the people in our class are going on to anonymization.com and SOME people *cough* Alex Grant *cough* enjoy drawing inappropriate pictures of body parts on Paint and e-mailing them to other people in their class. ie: Micheal Rubino. Males are weird. moving on...
Today I was reading my elle girl magazine.... which I stole from my dentist's waiting room.... and it had the 50 hottest guys of all time. Who was number one? Jake Gyllenhal. boo! Caroline and I were so disappointed. Johnny Depp came in 6th place. I mean, c'mon. Johnny Depp was hot in the 80's and the 90's and is still hot... yet somewhat old... but hot... a hot old guy.... all the same. !?!?
I also read this thing in the advice column. In these advice columns, they usually have something typical like this: Dear JennifUR, I have a crush on my brother. We had sex. Is this wrong? And then Jennifur writes some 100 word essay saying about how it's ok to express your feelings but blah blah blah...
This weeks issue of Ellegirl read: Dear Jennifur, I am a guy. (Stop right there! I know your problem already. If you are a guy, why are you reading Elle GIRL magazine!?!? I have a solution for your dilemma. Join theater class. You'll find lots of guys like you.) I mean really.
Then you have those extremely deep questions like: Dear Jennifur, I've, like, lived in my Converse sneakers for, like, ever! But aren't they, like, so totally over? I really want 2B cool! What should I do???? Signed, Confused in Cali
If this is her problem, SOMEONE needs to get a life... theatre for example... If you don't already have a life, theatre is PERFECT for you. For example, the question: Do you have any conflicts that would interfere with rehearsals EVERY DAY til 5:00. Yes Boswell and Hoover. from 5:00 to 8:00 PM I have a life.
Also, you don't need to know how to dance or sing, or act for that matter to audition for chess. All you need is a life that you can spare for a few months. Thank you for your time.
~Maia