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            <title>nintendo revolution: tv for tomorrow?</title>
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            <author>homunculu</author>
            <description>yes, my friends. this is the new nintendo controller. i'm actually kinda excited... i'm sure i'll probably wanna kill something the first time i use it, but at the same time... the way it can be used could be ridiculous awesome, once it's become a natural thing to use, you know?i dunno, maybe i'm too easy to please.hopefully i'll get around to posting a real entry at some point. like, ever.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 06:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title> You scored as Hot</title>
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            <description> You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot94%Wet88%Exciting81%Shy69%Soft50%Violent50%Awkward38%Sweet19%</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>random shite about me!</title>
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            <description>Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts.1. i really hate text messages. esp. when people try to converse with me through them. it's a rare deal wen i text someone of my own free will.2. i am totally obsessed with figuring out people and how they work, and why they do whatever it is that they do. i probably should've been a psychologist, but i would've taken it all too personally, i think.3. i have extreme issues with relationships. in fact, i hate them. and yet i'm in one. frickin weird, seriously.4. i believe happiness is something you choose to be. wallowing in your sorrows is no way to go about living. 5. if someone is nice to my face, it is impossible for me to be truly mean to them, even if i hate them with all of my soul. the most i can manage is perhaps a bit rude.6. if you can make me laugh several times in one sitting, i frickin adore you.7. i can be incredibly offensive. not because i want to offend people, but because i find it hilairious that people are actually offended by such stupid things. 8. i love stereotypes. why? because SO MANY PEOPLE FIT INTO THEM. and WANT to fit into them. how funny is that?9. the question &quot;is the glass half empty or full?&quot; annoys me, because i can't answer in favor of either until i've told if the glass was poured up to halfway and stopped there, or if it was filled to the top and drained down to halfway. there is not enough information! STUPID PSYCHOLOGICAL &quot;INSIGHT&quot; QUESTIONS. (and yes, i do realize how much i said about myself by answering it the way i did. that doesn't change the fact that i still think it's dumb.)10. once you are my friend, you will always be my friend, even if we haven't spoken for five years. i may not be the first person you call, but that doesn't mean i won't pick up the phone and listen to your problems or make you laugh when you need it.11. i can't frickin stand being around my family all the time. they are nothing but a constant source of stress for me. i would like nothing better then to never ever see any of them ever ever again except for one annual visit that lasts for only 6 or 7 hours. and i'm being generous, there.12. i like listenign to other people. i like to feel like i'm helping, even if it's just by being quiet, and talking someone through thier problems helps me forget about mine for a while.13. though i can be a good listener, i do also talk a lot, and usually about myself. it's not ego though, i just want to learn about other people, and the best way to get someone to share things about themselves, in my experience, is to share things about yourself. 14. i actually would probably be happiest working as a librarian, even though they probably get paid pretty much nothing. i have simple needs.15. it saddens me that it's hard to find female gamers to bond with. and i don't mean &quot;girls who play video games&quot; when i say that, i mean girls who own a RECENT console, and at least 5 games that they have played at least halfway through. 'retro' girl gamers are numerous and generally know nothing of new games because the old ones are simpler, thus easier to get into playing regularly. fuck tetris play some godamned soul caliber, bitches!16. i've read a lot, but most of what i've read overall in the last 5 to 6 years, as far as pleasure reading goes, has been fanfic... i'm SEVERELY behind in my novel reading, beyond the stuff that has been assigned to me.17. i am a realist, with a optimistic streak that refuses to be shaken, no matter how ridiculous i know it is.18. i fricking HATE tolkien. i can admire him. hell he made up an entire WORLD. but jesus. could the man fucking learn to edit, like, you know... maybe EVER?!19. star wars, while entertaining in it's own right, annoys me, because beyond all of the technology and fantasy and other crap... it's really just your average everyday hero tale.20. which brings me to my last point. i think anyone who's favorite character is the character generally construed as the &quot;main&quot; character is most likely an extremely boring person. main characters tend to be a template... made to be lacking in personality so that more people can relate to them, whereas side characters are generally used for more specialized purposes. not saying that LIKING the main character is a bad thing, but if they're your favorite character... uhm. boring, much?</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 02:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>argh</title>
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            <description>if someone doesn't get me away from my family as soon as is possible, i am going to go insane and commit familial homocide. can i be away now?</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 23:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Click here</title>
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            <description>Click here.Take the quiz.Post your results.1) rabid_philoso's hair color? naturally? blonde. currently? reddish-brown.2) What would anybodyelse give tj_jazzy_jenson for his/her birthday?  nopthing. they don't know each other.3) Do you have a crush on doctor_of_love? no, but we're getting married.4) Has rabid_philoso been to your house/dorm? both, actually.5) What rank would taipan85 have in a giant robot army? minion. i'd be leader, of course.6) When did you last call fool_for_love? a few days ago, i think?7) Are kris7even and irish_spectre married?  ahahahahahah if they are, it's unknown to them.8) What animal should sideviewhotel be combined with? cat, of course. mmm catgirl...9) Does tangerinedream have a crush on randylatini?  ahahaha no but i'm sure she'd absolutely adore him if they ever met.10) Where would flower596 most like to visit? uhm.... i dunno. europe? *shrug* insert country here...11) If drunkencarousal and kickmaster were siamese twins, where would they be joined?  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. no. just... no.12) If mythinspace took over the world, who would be happy? gay people.13) If missing_lynk was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? Stress Witch, a purple menace there to terrorize the poor defenseless college students!14) Would doctor_of_love and marowe look good together?  that's just an odd mental image. o.O15) Would brownbuttonkid be a better ninja or pirate? omg. pirate, totally. she'd rock that shit out.16) Does brownbuttonkid smoke? not that i'm aware of.17) Is mayaserana athletic? i'm not sure, but i don't think so.18) One quality you find attractive in drunkencarousal? her incredible and effortless charisma.19) Are oleandergirl04 and squig going out?  lol, squig lives in a different state.20) What is kickmaster's biggest flaw? his laugh is so deep it's monotone. that's about all. 21) How tall is fool_for_love? shorter than me by a couple inches.22) Is sporkevangelist a college student? yepo.23) Have you ever dated squig? well there was that thing with the jello.... oh wait was that wsatchsquach? or BW? aww man... meeeeeeemorieeeeees....24) If togethernesses commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? fluffy little baby sheep.25) One thing you can't stand about returnofwolf? his unnatural obsession with green. o.o26) Is rabid_philoso related to missing_lynk?  nope.27) Are sideviewhotel and doctor_of_love going steady?  they don't even know eachother28) What is xthinkpositivex's favorite game? that game with charles barkley.29) Would you wrestle flower596 in jello? HOT HOT HOT OMG HOT.30) How many monkeys could doctor_of_love fight at once and win against? a billion and a half to the 23rd power.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 22:16:57 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>i can't sleep soooooo...</title>
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            <description>that seven songs meme thing: (damn you lisa :-p )1. Ben Charest - Attila Marcel2. Shakira and that guy i don't care about - La Tortura3. World Inferno - Millicent Didn't Want to Wait for It to Get Better4. Blind Guardian - Mr. Sandman5. Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple6. Mashup by DJ Earworm - No One Takes Your Freedom (and, by association, Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama Out)7. All of Fiona Apple's album When The Pawn, particularly On The Bound, Mistake, and Paper Bag(i'm tryed to lower the coincidences with scott's seven, but it's hard to do so since most of my repetitious exposure to music is from driving in his car </description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>more monologue-ness</title>
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            <description>&quot;You know what amuses me? That black and white are basically the same thing, only not at all. They both are defined as two things... the complete lack of color, or the complete range of color all mashed into one. You see, black can be defined as the absence of color because it fails to reflect any color in the spectrum, but in failing to reflect the spectrum, it absorbs it, which also makes it every single color at once. White is the opposite, it reflects every color, but takes none into itself at all, thus lacking and possessing the full color spectrum at once.A perfect paradox. It's odd that black as white aren't seen as paradoxes anymore. It's either pure one or the other, and grey is simply the nonsensical inbetween. The simplication is too much to capture their nature, because, after all, without one, the other could not exist.Let there be white.&quot;</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>not many guys can make me just stop and be like OMGHOT</title>
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            <description>not many guys can make me just stop and be like OMGHOT. it's a very rare occurance, reserved for the likes of movie stars. but this? ----</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 06:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Monologues are fun</title>
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            <description>I love showering with the water so hot I get chills. The heat pounding onto my skin and with every droplet I know my skin is screaming for me to hop out, dry off, start over... but I don't. Something about the water hits me in the right spot whether physically or some other way, and with goosebumps tingling in waves over my body, I stay. Knowing I'll walk out, dark with the almost-bruise of pure heat, and nauseous with the humidity I breathed in, and yet somehow better for it. Almost wishing I'd stay that way -- slightly different colored, slightly different me. Maybe.Ah, the masochism of bathing.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>movie meme time</title>
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            <description>o1 take this list and post it into your own blog.o2 bold the movies you've seen.o3 add five more movies to the end of the list.o4 count how many movies you have seen (if you've seen more than 7o movies, you are a &quot;movie whore&quot;).o5 post the score of how many movies you've seen in the lj-cut1 napoleon dynamite2 saw 3 white noise4 white oleander5 anger management6 5o first dates7 jason8 scream9 scream 2 1o scream 311 scary movie12 scary movie 213 scary movie 314 american pie15 american pie 216 american wedding17 harry potter18 harry potter 219 harry potter 32o resident evil i21 resident evil 222 the wedding singer23 little black book24 the village25 donnie darko26 lilo </description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 03:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>today seems to be turning into one of those days where my brain thinks about things i'd rather not think about</title>
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            <description>today seems to be turning into one of those days where my brain thinks about things i'd rather not think about... the problem being that i actually DO want to think about them and there's just my inner brat pouting and wishing i didn't have to deal with shit.is it weird that i'm kind of glad i'm going to be talking to someone regularly about everything (well not EVERYTHING everything, but most of everything...) that goes on in my head next semester at school? i think it'll help me a lot, even though i know i'm going to hate every second of it.</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>You're a Ravenpuff</title>
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            <description>You're a Ravenpuff!: You are a very analytical andingenius person, someone that likes to inventnew things. The way you look at life is withwonder, and sometimes you're even a littlenaive. But people love you for that trait andthey feel the need to protect you from theharsh facts of life so that you can retain yourinnocence. You are very capable person and whenthere is trouble people turn to you becauseyou're able to stay calm and collected. Youlike balance in your life and you try not tomake many waves. Even still, if there issomething that you believe strongly in, youwill commit yourself totally to that cause.Your weakness is that sometimes you can beindecisive and perfectionist, especially aboutlittle details and you drive people crazysometimes with these traits. With theinnocence of a Hufflepuff and the calm of aRavenclaw you will be loved in life!  Which Mix of the Hogwarts Houses are You? brought to you by Quizillahmmm.... mostly accurate suprisingly. o.O i wonder what the overall accuracy of this quiz is.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Sorting Hat, the lazy way.</title>
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            <description>Comment with the answers to these three questions, and I will give you the quick and messy sorting!(no garantees o.o)QUESTION ONE: What do you consider your best 5 traits, and WHY.QUESTION TWO:Your room door is kicked in by a large muscled man brandishing a huge fucking weapon and several more on his belt. He tells you the zombies are attacking and he's here to rescue you. there is a pretty obviously useless but rather attractive girl with him. What is your reaction to this situation, after the shock of it has passed? Include a statement (&quot;...Hi?&quot;), an action (*rocks out!*), and an emotion ([scared]).QUESTION THREE:Choose one of each: person, ideal, and object --- that you want to always have readily available to you, and explain why. Do not choose &quot;Happiness&quot;, pretty much everyone wants that. more like... pick something that would help you ACHEIVE happiness in your life. (ex: ideal: Knowledge)</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Sorting Hat, the lazy way.</title>
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            <description>Comment with the answers to these three questions, and I will give you the quick and messy sorting!(no garantees o.o)QUESTION ONE: What do you consider your best 5 traits, and WHY.QUESTION TWO:Your room door is kicked in by a large muscled man brandishing a huge fucking weapon and several more on his belt. He tells you the zombies are attacking and he's here to rescue you. there is a pretty obviously useless but rather attractive girl with him. What is your reaction to this situation, after the shock of it has passed? Include a statement (&quot;...Hi?&quot;), an action (*rocks out!*), and an emotion ([scared]).QUESTION THREE:Choose one of each: person, ideal, and object --- that you want to always have readily available to you, and explain why. Do not choose &quot;Happiness&quot;, pretty much everyone wants that. more like... pick something that would help you ACHEIVE happiness in your life. (ex: ideal: Knowledge)</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:40:10 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Does this make me a terrible person, I wonder?</title>
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            <description>So, today, in around 20 minutes, my mother is supposed to be picking me up to embark on a three hour drive to new york, to visit some family, but mostly my Great-Grandma Margarita, who's like 95 or something like that... maybe 100. Thing is... this is the crappest day ever for me, and it hasn't even started yet. And not because my great grandma is dying. Oh no. Because I think this is a) a huge waste of time, and b) am going to have to spend far too much time completely isolated with SEVERAL members of my family that drive me up a freaking wall....and I feel like I'm the worst person ever in life because the fact is... I'm not gonna be sad when my great grandma dies. Many people have these ridiculous bonds with thier grandparents, or thier parents, or whatever, but for me... I just wish they'd get off my back. And my great grandma... she's be suffering, not for the last 5 years, or ten years, or twenty... no. she's been suffering for the last 30+ years of several illnesses, one of which being alzhiemers. When I was around 4 or 5 I met her for the first time... and she didn't reemmber how to speak English, and would yell at my Grandma Anna in spanish for forgetting something or another that happened years and years ago. When I last saw her, about 2 or 3 uears ago, she spent most of her time mashing her food together and insisted trying to feed it to everyone within reach. she mixed ORANGE JUICE with her PEAS and POTATOS. And when we didn't eat it? SHE ATE IT HERSELF. She doesn't even speak intelligable WORDS any more, she just burbles out random syllables because she's forgotten ANY language, not just english. She knows she's supposed to speak to tell people things, but she doesn't know how to anymore.And I hate that I was forced to meet this woman this way. I hate that it's the only way I've known her as being. I hate that she's been made to suffer, and I hate that my family is forcing me to go drive 3 hours to gawk at her like she's some kind of exhibit. How is that any way for this woman to spend time with family? She gets flustered the more people are around her, trying as hard as she can to communicate and all she gets is people humoring her. Treating her like a child.I... have total disdain for this entire situation. Let the woman die in peace. Let her go, and don't mourn her death... mourn the fact that her life wasn't even a pale mimicry of what it should have been. I'm just... I'm sick of this whole deal, I don't even know.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
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